July 8, 2020

What’s up I’m Arlo Cristofaro, the internet’s favorite 14-year-old. Today Eli woke me up at 10:00 to hand me a cassette tape. If you are wondering, it was “Queen: Greatest Hits” or something like that. As he handed me the cassette tape he said “Arlo, your friend is on the phone.” He actually said theContinue reading “July 8, 2020”

June 30, 2020

Welcome back, I’m Arlo Cristofaro the internet’s favorite guy who sits behind his computer and types things. I guess I should give a bit of an update regarding the Fantastic Mr. Fox situation. I bought it off of Walmart, but it was a marketplace seller and I didn’t realize that when I ordered it. ToContinue reading “June 30, 2020”

21 Film Review 4/10

This movie has been recommended to me many times, and now after watching it I honestly don’t get the hype. The overall idea is cool and card counting is interesting to me but the movie really drags on and the pacing often felt all over the place. I thought that there should have been moreContinue reading “21 Film Review 4/10”

May 25, 2020

What’s up world, this is everyone’s favorite talk show host. Today I am achy. I woke up hurting, and it hasn’t gone away yet. The pain, that is. It’s not that bad though. Yesterday my family and I went on a hike at Burnaby Mountain. Then I did a lot of skateboarding and fell aContinue reading “May 25, 2020”

May 23, 2020

What’s up fam, this is the internet’s favorite theater actor. Today I am feeling xtra tired. I fell asleep at like 2:00 A.M. yesterday and woke up at like 11:30. Last night me and Eli stayed up and watched Back to the Future. It was super cool and is probably one of my favorite filmsContinue reading “May 23, 2020”

May 20, 2020

What’s up internet, it’s your favourite popsicle critic! i am doing pretty well today, an I hope you can say the same about yourself. I am writing this on a Bluetooth keyboard connected to my phone. Today’s post will probably be a short one because at 3:30 I am going biking with Alex. Today meContinue reading “May 20, 2020”

May 19, 2020

What’s up world, how’s it going? I have to say, I’m doing pretty well. Today was a pretty slow day and there isn’t much to do but I might be going out biking later. In the middle of a class meeting, one of my YouTube videos randomly posted again. I had posted it over aContinue reading “May 19, 2020”

May 18, 2020

Hello, it’s the internet’s favorite celebrity, Arlo Cristofaro. Today I went to the Fraser River Foreshore Park with my grandparents. We had a good time and ate some delicious cookies made by Mamanona. I ended up receving a jar of my favorite herb… OREGANO!!! I have yet to taste some on a cheese toast orContinue reading “May 18, 2020”


Originally posted on Eli Brown's Website:
Here we are again, give you more, nothing lesser. Back on the mic it’s the anti depressor. Of course, by “mic” I mean website. And by “we” I mean I. But, you know, it still fits right? I’ve been wanting to use that quote since I first decided…


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